Wouldn't you bite the (big) apple?
"We heard that Any1Man is biting the big apple? Where? When? How do I get tickets? Is the show the same? Will there be any magic tricks? Will there be an intermission, cause, sadly, my bladder is weak? Is there eating allowed in the theater, cause I get hungry when I am overwhelmed with entertainment? Will there be room for my seeing eye dog? What if I have a person lead me in, can they sit on my lap? Can I bring my children? Can somebody watch my children during the show, so I can enjoy myself? Or will there be a nursery? I heard that if I sit too close, I might get too wet. If I sit too far, will I be too dry?"
-Questions from the people.
Well we can't say just yet. Although, we can tell you that there will be no nursery. But there will be an intermission. Not really an intermission, just a pause. We'd love to tell you in which NYC theater the show will be performed. If we could we would. But we can give you the dates that you need to be in New York City. August 6th and 7th. Clear your calendar and call your travel agent. We'll do the rest for you.
This show, is in your face. You will meet Any1Man on and off stage. You will leave knowing all of Any1Man. All of him....ahem....them.