Not to alarm you, but there are only 11 days until the first curtain opens up. So your seat is in jeopardy. Of what you ask? Of not being yours we say. Last night alone I was performing on the D train headed uptown and 45 people begged me for tickets to BOTH shows. Naturally, I directed them to the Box Office, which wouldn't open until the morning. They seemed fine with that, appeased even. They said they had tents.

Don't you know this morning there was a fight outside of the box office? Hurry up, get your tickets.