Don't seem so surprised. You wouldn't want us to walk around your website with our shoes on, would you? At any rate, we have been waiting for you and anyone you care to invite, for that matter. It should be very simple to pass on to your friends. You simply have to say to them "ANY1MAN" and they, along with the wizards and magicians at Google should be able to find us. Oh, and for any critic with a keen sense of smell, we are cooking something special for your olfactory. When you arrive at the Tribeca Performing Arts Center, we would like for you to come prepared to be fed.

I am Any1Man, an anomolous actuality. This means I am as real as I am rare. I have been patiently waiting for a stage to explode on and my patience has been rewarded. If there is any1 else in the room with you, invite them. Not only to the show, but let them share your seat while you peruse the site. We are not taking donations, so signing up for the mailing list will suffice.

Between now and the opening of the curtain, I need you to both ask and answer one question for us:
Is it better to understand, or to be understood?