The Last Show
Ever, ever? Forever, ever?!?! Well, no of course not.
If there is Any1Person that you know that has not seen this performance, tonight is the night to bring them.
You should know how last nights go. It's like this: The cast gets in that zone, elephants balance on each others backs, and monkeys speak in Spanish.
While none of that is going to happen this time around, you should anticipate that the men of Any1Man will be trying to outdo themselves.
Aaaaand, we are having an after party replete with an open bar, because that is what the cast asked for. (Yes, I said "the cast")
We will wait an extra 10 minutes for you because it is a Monday and your boss is probably a jerk.
-Any1Man